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armadillo:

*googles how to become famous without any talent*

(Source: armadillo, via humorking)

petpup:

today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear

(via wornout-wonderland)

feariess:

hadmatchingtowels:

casuallyxswift:

but that’s none of my business.

i snorted so loud omgg

it makes me so happy that Taylor liked this.

(via agedteens)

dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

(Source: katiebishop, via lotusivory)

illsassu:

BLOG 10000000 TIMES

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo, via lotusivory)

princeowl:

spooky-spiderwebs:

tescosfinest:

mygarrison:

tescosfinest:

AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I

imageheaven

HOW DO YOU GUYS LIVE WITHOUT TERRY’S

who’s gonna go over to fish and chips piss city and tell these british wanks chocolate oranges exist everywhere 

(via spookybuttkeeper)

whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

(via humorking)

salesassociatesteve:

jaclcfrost:

i’ll spread my wings and i’ll learn how to- oh. oh shit. i didn’t mean to knock that over. i underestimated my wingspan. shit. i’m so sorry

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(via twinkies-toe-jam)

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